Listen — if there’s one thing about Cardi B, it’s that you have to expect the unexpected. Whatever you’re not thinking of, she’s doing or saying it.
Oh, you want proof of this? OK, well, check out this tweet she posted yesterday evening:
You can read that as many times as you want, but it will always say the same thing: Cardi B got her butt crack pierced.
Now, you might be thinking to yourself, “What the hell, man.” I mean, that’s what I’m thinking. A butt crack piercing?!? Is that even a damn thing?
Understandably, several people online were highly skeptical that Cardi — who, again, will sometimes just say anything, and that’s why we love her — actually got her butt crack pierced.
So she posted the receipts, in photo form. “Do I lie ?” Cardi said alongside a blurry but barely distinguished photo of, yes, a butt crack piercing.
People reacted accordingly:
While at least one person never doubted Cardi for a second:
And, honestly, maybe we should never doubt her again. Anyway! People are out here getting their butt cracks pierced now. You learn something new every day.
